Debugging Joke Competition

As the Year of Dump Analysis 0x7DA (2010) comes closer to the end and the DeBugging decade starts 0x7DB (2011) soon we organize Debugging Joke Competition with the results announced on the 1st of January, 2011 (if Internet works). Please send your jokes using this contact form:

Winners get signed (by Dr. DebugLove) copies of Dr. Debugalov book and the forthcoming full color coffee table book Spikes, Hangs, Crashes, Leaks and Dumps of Imagination: The Art of the Debugging Art.

Update: The rules have been extended to include graphical jokes and pictures!

In addition appropriate images may also be included with full credits in the forthcoming Debugging Humor exhibition in the Museum of Debugging and Memory Dumps.